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Entries from November 2008

There’s still hope for our possible future children

November 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I was watching football yesterday morning when the sound of Jay yelling “MIAAAAAA, MIA HURRY!” caused me to HAUL ASS to our room where he was cleaning up one of Evelyn’s poopy monstrosities. I immediately had to resist the urge to kick Jay in the crotchal region when I saw the smile on his face. You don’t yell like that when you have a month old baby, especially when you know the baby’s mother has convulsions whenever she thinks something might be wrong with said baby. 

Anyway, the reason yelled in such an inconsiderate manner was because of the sheer joy he had that Evelyn laughed at him. Yes, our baby laughs now. She was literally laughing at him as he made faces at her and played with her cheeks.  Have I ever mentioned that I have THE MOST ADORABLE BABY IN THE WORLD? I’m glad I resisted my urge to kick Jay in he nuts, because I’m sure that would have hindered our chances for subsequent children and therefore surely eliminate any future first laughs.

Categories: Daily · Evelyn · Jay

I love

November 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

how excited you get when Evelyn smiles at you.

Categories: Evelyn · I love · Jay

One Month

November 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Dear Daddy’s Twin,

Today you are officially one month old. For the past thirty one days our friends and family members have been coming and going to see you and all of their visits can be summarized by the following three comments:

“She looks just like Jay!”

 “Look at that HAIR!”

Yes, Evelyn, you do indeed look like your daddy, so much so that after they laid you on my chest when you were born, the first coherent sentence I could muster was, “You look just like your daddy,” so much so that one nurse called it scary and weird and amazing all in one sentence, so much so that the nurse combed your amazing mop of hair into the same style as your dad’s and ever since your hair will not stop sticking up. If in the future you want to curse your horrible sticky-uppy hair, curse instead that horrible upward-combing nurse. She simply could not get over how much you looked like your dad and how much hair you had. In fact, all of the nurses you encountered as well as our midwife, doctor, pediatrician, the terrible photographer that took your hospital picture, and lady who took mommy’s hospital food orders commented on how much hair you have. French Toast or Ham and Cheddar Omelet or hair! Your baby has so much HAIR!

Just last week we took you to a family barbecue. I was excited to show you off to the family members who hadn’t already seen you, and for you to meet them so you could show them your newfound ability to smile at anyone who talks to you and therefore melt the hearts of everyone around. You fell asleep in the car, and of course, to my disappointment, you didn’t wake up the entire time we were there. You wake up if you even sense your father and I are ABOUT to sit down with you in our arms, but you can sleep through twenty-five grown men yelling at football players that can’t hear them on a blaring big screen television. At least when we brought you to your godfather’s house the day before you demonstrated your miraculous ability.

So far, this is the consensus on the breakdown of your DNA:

Everything above your mouth: from daddy

Lips and chin: from mommy

Hands and feet: from mommy

So, basically, if you decided to spend your days dressed in a batman mask, you’re look exactly like me, otherwise you’re the female version of your dad. Judging by the way you can work a room, even in your sleep I think you got your social magnetism from your dad too. Everyone who meets you is attracted to you instantly, how could they not be? 

Remember, you father and I love you more than you could ever know, from the tips of your wild hair to the toes on your dainty little feet. 

Love,

Mommy 

Categories: Evelyn · Letter · To Evelyn

Enjoying

November 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

 

 This post reminds me of my mom. 

Categories: Enjoying
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Paging Doc Brown and his DeLorean

November 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Just when I thought I was getting a handle on how her cuteness distracts me and give me butterflies, Evelyn smiled at me today. I was talking to her like I always do, and she looked right at me and smiled. It was the greatest feeling in the world. She kept at it for a good couple of seconds, and she even did it again a few times before she stuck out her bottom lip, signaling me to cut it out and whip out my boobie already. 

It’s amazing how something so simple can make you feel so good. I think I had better look into the possibility of investing in a time machine, because I’m pretty sure that whatever life throws at me, seeing her tiny face smile at me like that will make it better in an instant.

Categories: Daily · Evelyn

Thinking

November 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I grew this human being in my belly for nine months, pushed her out of my vagina, and now I feed her with my boobs. Procreation is fucking weird.

Categories: Thinking

Thinking

November 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

How did my baby get Derek Zoolander’s DNA?

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She calls this look Le Tigra. Or maybe it’s Blue Steel? Ferrari?

Categories: Evelyn · Film/Films · Photo · Thinking

Accomplished

November 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I managed to make myself a hot lunch-with one hand. Of course, by the time I got the chance to eat it, it wasn’t hot anymore. One day at a time.

Categories: Accomplished