Annoyed

Why do I have to be 7 months pregnant in this heat?

Annoyed

That people use the term “rage,” as in, “We are so gonna rage tonight!” One day my own rage will force me to practice my power punch on your face. 

Annoyed

You don’t even really know me, so how can you tell me twenty is too young to have a child? Um, how many kids did you have you bitter old hag? That’s right, zero. SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW? 

Annoyed

Seriously, how difficult is it to use a blinker? It’s literally a matter of lifting a finger. 

Annoyed

That people misspell words like girl on purpose or TpYe LiKe tHiS. Do I really need another reason to think you’re stupid or that you’re too dimwitted to find something better to do with your time?

Ugh. I annoyed myself just typing those twelve letters.