Guilty

For thinking the way my 23 month-old nephew copied his mother and said shit when she dropped his cup of juice is cute. And then laughing so much he kept yelling Shit, shit Shiiiiiitttt!

Guilty

For not correcting you when you told me I smelled good. It was actually the fragrant powder I put on the couch before I vacuumed it today. 

…actually you should’ve known that, I never buy lavender shampoo, body wash or perfume.