Thinking

I grew this human being in my belly for nine months, pushed her out of my vagina, and now I feed her with my boobs. Procreation is fucking weird.

Thinking

How did my baby get Derek Zoolander’s DNA?

She calls this look Le Tigra. Or maybe it’s Blue Steel? Ferrari?

Thinking

When eyeing our spawn’s future clothing: is she really going to be this tiny?